www.nouptime.com: cheap web hosting / 100% downtime
#1
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HOSTING PACKAGE 1 (THE I'M POOR PLAN)
  • 200Kb of Storage
  • 10Mb of Bandwidth
  • PHP 4, 5 and 6
  • MySQL, SQL and Oracle
  • Dedicated Dedication
  • Host Up To 6.8 Sites
  • Free Identity Theft

HOSTING PACKAGE 2 (THE TAKE-MY-MONEY PLAN)
  • Lots of Storage
  • 10Kb of Bandwidth
  • PHP 5, 6 and 7
  • MySQL and ReiserFS
  • 2 Glow Sticks
  • Free Broken Toaster
  • 24/8 Email Support

HOSTING PACKAGE 3 (THE RESELL-OUR-CRAP PLAN)
  • 200Gb of Storage
  • 10 Bytes of Path Bandwidth
  • Ruby on Railroads
  • Dedicated Support Geek
  • Dedicated Win 3.11
  • Steve Ballmer
  • Ruby on Boats

Server Downtime
We are constantly working to improve our server downtime.
Keeping you awake at night is our #1 priority.

Clusters and Scalability
If your websites go down we'll make sure to confuse
you with technical terms and instructions. It's our
job to keep you aggravated, and we never disappoint

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Thanks to FREEVPS.us  for VPS 14
A huge shoutout to @F7N for the steller cPanel Hosting
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#2
Nice offer, I've subscribed to the "THE I'M POOR PLAN" plan. Laugh




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