www.nouptime.com: cheap web hosting / 100% downtime
#1
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  • 200Kb of Storage
  • 10Mb of Bandwidth
  • PHP 4, 5 and 6
  • MySQL, SQL and Oracle
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  • Host Up To 6.8 Sites
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  • Lots of Storage
  • 10Kb of Bandwidth
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  • 10 Bytes of Path Bandwidth
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Server Downtime
We are constantly working to improve our server downtime.
Keeping you awake at night is our #1 priority.

Clusters and Scalability
If your websites go down we'll make sure to confuse
you with technical terms and instructions. It's our
job to keep you aggravated, and we never disappoint
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#2
Nice offer, I've subscribed to the "THE I'M POOR PLAN" plan. Cheese
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#3
A site that still uses flash player. I can only imagine the horrors behind it Cheese
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